We are in power, first tasks to do ...

We hate diplomatic and official responsibilities, we think it is deeped with a lot of hypocrisy and non-transparency, I see myself better as an artist or a bastard, however, I always have new, fresh and realistic ideas and plans concerning the social and economic policies.
today I will try to present them as an organised and complete program, that I guess it will inspire others.

Unlike other failed economic programs, My program is based on a scientific and a dialectic study, it is well ordered and divided in two major sub-programs :

the first is for direct and new projects, kind of action/reaction programs and the second is for indirect decisions over old projects or policies that will have impact on the economy.

Before entering in the details of both sub-programs, I start with the general decisions regarding the country in general :
We will declare 2014 a crisis year (I will explain later its consequences) include the state of emergency all over the Tunisian territory, critics and discussions about our program will be allowed.

Ok now we move to the details , let's start with the second type of programs, does not require a lot of financial resources, just needs correct & strong political decisions, like ours:

• The imports of machinery and transport equipment (essentially cars) cost every year 2.184.865 $ , 34 % of the total imports, for us, this is a lot for a small country,
  
  the people need more essential and basic products for health, education etc. in addition, the number of cars in Tunisia has exceeded 2 million, it means for every 5 persons there is a car , that's fine isn't it ? so following this analysis, we will reduce the import of transport equipment to 2 000 000 000 $ , and we will ban the import of high-standing cars.
• Debts, estimated to $24.49 billion in 2012, are a real problem for the motherland, more than an economic issue, it's a question of sovereignty and independence, these debt deals were made under mysterious and non-democratic conditions, and the money was spent on non-functional projects, furthermore, some corrupt responsibles benefited illegally from these debts, in fact , the people of Tunisia will be supposed to pay back all this money but they do not have to because I will suspend the payment of these debts for 10 years (I'm still nice I didn't say suspend it forever like what did Iceland after the uprising of 2008), negotiations with the EU will go to this sens, and we will use the card of illegal immigration during the negotiations :no debts no clandestine immigrantsdebts mean thousands of thousands of bastards will invade the EU.I hate shakedowns , but I will have too, despite that legally I don't have to pay back these debts. 
• "parallel market" , a popular sentence used to describe products imported illegally, first of all, it is not part of the economic cycle, secondly it destroys the national and traditional industry , and more than that it is even unhealthy sometimes , we will take the decision of banning the "parallel market" and stop all bullshit coming from Asia, this can cause a lot of people to be jobless I know, the alternative for them is ready! instead we will organize them in small and non-centralized import/export agencies that will deal with countries like Iceland, Cuba, South Africa, Brazil & Iran. this will be an important step for further cooperation with friendly nations.
• hundreds of billions are spent every year on religious celebration, especially "Eid Al Idh'ha", when every family has to buy an expensive sheep, it causes always financial crisis to citizens (especially the poor) and a boost in the price of meat , I will ban the celebrations for 2014 and by consequent the meat will be available all along the year with cheap prices for everybody.
• we will boost the taxes for rich businessmen and rich companies, and we will reform the tax policies and make it more realistic and equitable, we will even confiscate every non-lawful property.

That was the non-lucrative side of our economic policy, alone, it can save almost $5 billion to the national treasury.

Now we move to the lucrative and direct part of our economic part, it contains a set of new well-studied projects to help reduce unemployment and poverty :

• Something you don't recognize, is that Tunisia is still an agricultural country, talking about heavy industry is hallucination, it cannot become an industrial country without being a successful agricultural country, I will focus on this topic, it is simple , agriculture means water , and water means barrages, our policies will tend to build more barrages to redirect water to the most productive parts of the land, therefore, we will cooperate with the republic of Iran , one of the countries with the highest rate of dam constructions worldwide, high-qualified Iranian engineers will help Tunisia to improve its water infrastructure, it will be an essential factor to reach the self-sufficiency in grains instead of importing it.
• We will charge the army with the oil yield of 2014, from protection, to plantation and the olive harvest , military camps will be set up wherever olive groves are, and if necessary the owners of these fields take charge of the soldiers housing, oil is one of the few country's richness that can be exported abroad, that's why we will bet on it.

these are the only new projects that could be done under such tough situation, we will try to maintain, repair and correct the old going-on projects, and try to keep the economic growth at the same level because probably it can go worse.

Our economic program will become real through the help of high-qualified economic experts and through our sobriety and wise leadership.